Cameron Diaz On President Obama’s Re-Election
The 40-year-old, Cameron Diaz, who is desperately trying to look 25-years-old with a torrent of plastic surgery, said she was worried about the election as she fell asleep on her big pillow. “I was terrified that I was going to wake up to a total embarrassment for our country and that today would be a very different day for me. But I was so thrilled.”
Oh my. We heard that Cameron Diaz was also heard singing Peter Gabriel’s song in the mirror to herself as well. Afterall, Diaz is so much larger than life and so much smarter than those small-minded 57 million Americans who were “embarrassing” enough to vote for the arch-enemy of Gotham.
Songwriters: GABRIEL, PETER
I’m on my way I’m making it, Huh!
I’ve got to make it show yeah, Hey!
So much larger than life
I’m gonna watch it growing
Hey hey hey heyyyyyyy
The place where I come from is a small town
They think so small, they use small words
But not me, I’m smarter than that,
I worked it out
I’ll be stretching my mouth to let those big words come right out <---- she sang this section of the song pretty loudly
I've had enough, I'm getting out
To the city, the big big city
I'll be a big noise with all the big boys, so much stuff I will own
And I will pray to a big god, as I kneel in the big church
Big Time, I'm on my way I'm making it, big time, oh yes
Big time, I've got to make it show yeah, big time
Big time, so much larger than life
Big time, I'm gonna watch it growing, big time
Ho ohh ohh, oh oh, ho ohh ohh, oh ohhh
My parties have all the big names and I greet them with the whitest smile
Tell them how my life is one big adventure and always they're amazed When I show them 'round my house to my bed
I had it made like a mountain rage with a snow white pillow for my big fat head
And my heaven will be a big heaven,
And I will walk through the front door
Big Time, I'm on my way i'm making it, big time, Huh!
Big time, I've got to make it show yeah, big time
Big time, so much larger than life
Big time, I'm gonna watch it growing, big time
Big time, my car is getting bigger Big time, my house is getting bigger
Big time, my eyes are getting bigger
And my mouuuth
Big time, my dinner's getting bigger
Big time, and my bank account
Big time, look at my circumstance
Big time, and the bulge in my big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big, hi there
