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Sarah Silverman Offers Free Lesbian Sex To Sheldon Adelson

Sarah Silverman made a video, Indecent Proposal (found below). The transcript is as follows:

[text]Viewer Discretion Advised Contains Expletives.

[text]Billionaires are giving Romney a record breaking amount of money for his campaign this year. 78-year-old casino magnate Sheldon Adelson of Las Vegas, has pledged to give Romney $100 million to defeat Barack Obama. Sarah Silverman has a proposition for you, Sheldon.

[Sarah talking] Sheldon, I have a proposal for you. And I’m serious. Look at me. If you give that $100 million dollars to Obama instead of Romney, I will – well, I won’t have sex with you cuz we’re not married, and I’m a nice girl, but – I will scissor you wearing a bikini bottom through to fruition – that means until you cu*. Do you know how many republican billionaires are giving money to Romney? All of them. How many of them are getting scissored by a bikini bottom Jewess with big naturals? How many, Sheldon? You will be the only elderly billionaire on the block to have traditional lesbian sex through to climax with a girl who had her own show on Comedy Central. I mean talk about bragging rights. That’s …

[Sarah laying supine on a coach in a bikini with her legs spread, high heels on, and a dog between her legs … says] Put your legs like perpendicular to my legs, go to scissorsheldon.com to help Mitt Romney cut free from his sugar daddy, and then, you’re ready to scissor.