Saturday 3 November 2012, MILWAUKEE, WI

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Katy Perry Forward Dress

Show a lot of skin. Wear a lot of makeup. Think you’re really important. Sing feel-good songs. Glad she’s not my sister.

Katy Perry’s hairstyle in the “Forward” dress is like something from the Munsters; the dress looks purple in some pictures … like she’s a plum about to burst. We were just wondering where the oompa loompas were. Maybe they can debut in her next song. When we looked up the oompa loompa video, ironically, Michelle Obama was there in a campaign ad for her husband before the video played (anyone else find it creepy that her face is on about every website page you go to … talk about big brother).

But anyway, back to the Oompa Looompas. We hear they were really impressed with Katy Perry’s purple/blue dress and sang a little song for her:

Oompa Loompa dupe-a-dee-do
I got a perfect puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa dupe-a-dee-dee
If you are wise you will listen to me.

Latex dresses are fine when it’s once in a while
If it stops you from getting fat and brightens your smile
Wearing Obama on your butt or Biden on your chest
With Forward on the Front so know which way to put on the dress.