Yes, the job of a fan is to have no independent thought, lest ye be ostracized by the fan flock of the particular king or queen you have chosen to worship. Your job is a simple one. Drool and tweet and attack those who are not part of the flock.
So Queen Eva Has Spoken At Last With Big Tears
Yes … breaking news. The big 37-year-old queen of something big, with all her big makeup, and big pampering, and big twenty-something boyfriends, has a message for America, including the 57 million Americans who voted against the president’s big government intrusion in our lives,
Amazing speech by @barackobama re-elected for his 2nd term! America is and can be united for the greater good of all Americans!
— Eva Longoria (@EvaLongoria) November 7, 2012
For some big reason, I’m not inspired. I’m sure her flock will poop on my head for that.